Bill Gates sleeps in a racing car. Do you?

I rode my bike down the street between a man in a truck and a man in a yard he was talking to. I waved at the guy in the truck, so he paused what he was saying to say hello to me. So, as I passed, I heard, “You ain’t got the balls… How ya doin’?”

Roku and YouTube TV are fighting and I’m caught in the middle.

Oh yeah, I met a duck yesterday. He was just hanging out in somebody’s yard.

I asked my son what he would like to accomplish. He said that he’d like to pee off of cliff and drink milk straight out of the jug.